where the hell was this when I was in high school?

this would have been soooooo helpfull for my nerdy-dorky ass.

Dearest Ticketmaster,

Seriously, go fuck yourselves.

love,

Matt.

Fuck the Baltimore Ravens.

How can you let an 0-14 team beat you. The Ravens franchise is a piece of shit.

so in short, FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

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